Owesifazane oyengayo, indlovukazi nje! Imilenze yakhe nezimbongolo zakhe ziyaphefumula. Kungani ezokwenza lokho kuye? Ngingacabanga nje ukuthi wenza indoda yakhe yonke isebenze phambi kwekhamera yewebhu! Impela bengizoyeka konke ebengikwenza ngiphuthume kuye!
I-Holy Shit, i-asshole ethile! Ungafaka odikhi ababili lapho, hhayi nje udikhi! Lelo tshwele liyakwazi ukwenza izethameli zihambe. Ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho ecwila, kuba ishothi yesidoda esivela kumbukeli ngemuva kwemonitha. Amakhulu ngisho nezinkulungwane zama-studs abukela lokhu kusakazwa. Mina ngokwami amabhola ami afika engquzeni yami futhi ngicela ukudedelwa embotsheni yalesi sidoda. Futhi unomzimba omuhle, futhi! Ngingathanda ukukhotha izindebe zakhe phakathi kwemilenze yakhe. Yilokho okushiwo ukuthola izimvemvane esiswini sakho lapho idick yakho ifika ku-ribcage yakhe!
Intombazane yayizenzela umgodi wayo, izijabulele. Uphathina ubengamane abuke konke, ngakho wabeka umshini wakhe wokuzilolonga. Akazange anqabe, washeshe wamkhonza.